12-25-2004, 04:45 AM
Quote:Sleeper simply kept up the ruse out of pity for everyone else who find it somehow to be a self-esteem booster to think that no matter how bad shit is, they are not virgins like sleeper. Yet sleeper is such a man that out of the goodness and kindness of his good nature he figured, "eh, let em think I am still a virgin, poor bastards".So those are the things that you and sleeper have shared that he didn't share with those other two with vaginas.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.