12-05-2005, 10:09 PM
A tale of white castle.
So my friends and I got that crave and decided to pile into Mike's I-30 and take a 6 block drive to White Castle. I was riding in the back between Cris and Russ and Rogelio rode shotty. We get to the drive through and get in the line. We didn't have to wait there long before the smell of those delicious white squares had doubled our desire to have them in our bellies. Our turn finally came and we made our way toward the speaker.
Welcome to White Castle can I take your order?
The voice coming at us from the menu sounded like a typical stereotype of a large black female.
Yea we'd like a crave case. Half Jalepeno and half cheddar.
You want chicken sandwich?
No no, a crave case. Half Jalepeno and half cheddar
Milkshake?
At this point Cris began to yell "CRAVE CASE, CRAVE CASE" from the back seat next to me. We laughed and told him to shut the fuck up because he wasn't helping the situation.
We would like a crave case. 15 jalepeno 15 cheddar
Onion rings??
No! A CRAVE CASE!
Come around to the window please.
We made our way around the corner to the window. At which time we informed our order taker that we would like a crave case with 30 burgers half of them Jalepeno and half of them cheddar. She finally got it right and all 5 of us laughed when she closed the window about how normal shit never happens to us. Then the window opened and she was bringing the amazing crave case to us. She spotted that there were 5 people in the car and said:
Oh I get it. All ya'll get 5 right?
Yea sure we all get 5
Then the window closed and Rogelio screamed. "WHAT A STUPID BITCH!"
Prompting all of us to ask. What would we do with the other 5 burgers??? We thought about bringing them back to the window and giving them back to her. We thought about giving them to a homeless person. We decided both of those wouldn't be as tasty as eating them. So we all had 6.[/b]
So my friends and I got that crave and decided to pile into Mike's I-30 and take a 6 block drive to White Castle. I was riding in the back between Cris and Russ and Rogelio rode shotty. We get to the drive through and get in the line. We didn't have to wait there long before the smell of those delicious white squares had doubled our desire to have them in our bellies. Our turn finally came and we made our way toward the speaker.
Welcome to White Castle can I take your order?
The voice coming at us from the menu sounded like a typical stereotype of a large black female.
Yea we'd like a crave case. Half Jalepeno and half cheddar.
You want chicken sandwich?
No no, a crave case. Half Jalepeno and half cheddar
Milkshake?
At this point Cris began to yell "CRAVE CASE, CRAVE CASE" from the back seat next to me. We laughed and told him to shut the fuck up because he wasn't helping the situation.
We would like a crave case. 15 jalepeno 15 cheddar
Onion rings??
No! A CRAVE CASE!
Come around to the window please.
We made our way around the corner to the window. At which time we informed our order taker that we would like a crave case with 30 burgers half of them Jalepeno and half of them cheddar. She finally got it right and all 5 of us laughed when she closed the window about how normal shit never happens to us. Then the window opened and she was bringing the amazing crave case to us. She spotted that there were 5 people in the car and said:
Oh I get it. All ya'll get 5 right?
Yea sure we all get 5
Then the window closed and Rogelio screamed. "WHAT A STUPID BITCH!"
Prompting all of us to ask. What would we do with the other 5 burgers??? We thought about bringing them back to the window and giving them back to her. We thought about giving them to a homeless person. We decided both of those wouldn't be as tasty as eating them. So we all had 6.[/b]
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.