assholes and their names

[GonzoStyle]

So I call some realtor today and I see her name is "Tonya"

So I dunno, I pronounce it like I would Tonya Harding.

hello, may I speak with tonya?

.....ahem...TOE-NYA!!!

umm ok.

yeah this is her.

yeah, I assumed it was Tonya...

WELL DON'T WE ALL!!!


then there was this guy named edward but he pronounced it Edu-ard. yeah it's my name as well, I know how to pronounce it, like its fuckin spelled.

Don't get pissed at others cause you decide to be a unique snowflake and pronounce your lame ass generic name as if it was something special.