My convo with the dictator-in-exile

[Arpikarhu]

AIM IM with ZippyAidsFace.
4:31 PM
Arpikarhu: what the fuck is your story?!?1
u have left the board?!?

ZippyAidsFace:oh that
ZippyAidsFace:well yeah

Arpikarhu:i go away for a couple of days and u leave

ZippyAidsFaceorry

Arpikarhu:what happened and is it for real?

ZippyAidsFace:dems the breaks old friend
ZippyAidsFace:and to think, just when we had made up.

Arpikarhu:its a gag, right?

ZippyAidsFace:no

Arpikarhu:ugh
Arpikarhu:whats the back story?

ZippyAidsFace:i'm bored of it
ZippyAidsFace:5 years is a long ass time

Arpikarhuo thats it, adios?
Arpikarhu:who is gonna run it?
Arpikarhu:answer me, damn you!!!
4:35 PM
Arpikarhu:ANSWER ME!!!!

ZippyAidsFaceorry im at work, some of us have jobs that demand more than screwing in a bulb
ZippyAidsFace:your buddy goat will run it

Arpikarhu:you owe keyser a royalty for that joke

ZippyAidsFace:I owe keyser a punch in the nose

Arpikarhu:why?

ZippyAidsFace:cause its a horrible joke by a horrible man against a sweet little angel

Arpikarhu:i will miss the love

ZippyAidsFace:I'll still be around on aim if you miss me

Arpikarhu:now you will disappear in to some seal team 6 message board like my seewt maymay did and become even more isolated

ZippyAidsFace:no no no
ZippyAidsFace:boxing message board

Arpikarhu:teach them all a lesson and mod me

4:40 PM
ZippyAidsFaceorry i banned myself and gave up my powers, like in superman 2
ZippyAidsFace:and now zod is runninh things

Arpikarhu:did you really?

ZippyAidsFace:and you will kneel before him

Arpikarhu:lol!!

ZippyAidsFace:I did it for you lois

Arpikarhu:wow, such drama!
Arpikarhu:do you find yourself reading the board?

ZippyAidsFace:none whatsoever, I just packed my bag and left.

Arpikarhu:i feel that the board will now slowly drift into death

ZippyAidsFace:not with all you 11 assholes around
ZippyAidsFace:I was just a guy who posted way too much and wasn't interesting anymore, I was merely a fixture at this point
ZippyAidsFace:just taking up space and adding nothing

Arpikarhu:between your departure and alkie's return, CDIH is a wounded animal

ZippyAidsFace:alkey wont post
ZippyAidsFace:CDIH has been declared DOA dozens of times over the years, this is no different.

Arpikarhu:when it finally dies, dont give up the domain. i will buy it off you and keep it up so that we can all check in once in a while and keep track of each other
4:45 PM
ZippyAidsFace:don't talk like that!!!
ZippyAidsFacehes not dying!

Arpikarhu:as to taking up space and not adding anything, that is everyone there. it should be our motto.

ZippyAidsFace:i said, when it dies
ZippyAidsFace:it wont!
ZippyAidsFace:ever!!
ZippyAidsFace:never
ZippyAidsFace:ever
ZippyAidsFace:never

Arpikarhu:what do you care now?

Arpikarhu:you are out, off the bus

ZippyAidsFace:of course I care, thats my child!
ZippyAidsFacehes all grown up and dont need me now
ZippyAidsFace:but its still my baby
ZippyAidsFace:a retarded
ZippyAidsFace:disfigured
ZippyAidsFace:ugly baby

Arpikarhu:your departure is the death knell

ZippyAidsFace:but still mine
ZippyAidsFace:I hate you

Arpikarhu:you were the glue that held it together

ZippyAidsFace:no im not
ZippyAidsFace:goat will keep it together

Arpikarhu:it doesne matter now

ZippyAidsFace:theres you
ZippyAidsFace:and keyser
ZippyAidsFace:and danked
ZippyAidsFace:and you
ZippyAidsFace:people
ZippyAidsFace:tons of stuff
Arpikarhu:without you around, i predict it will be dead by next x-mas

Arpikarhu:just hoon and the jays

ZippyAidsFace:it will all be fine
ZippyAidsFace:and dandy!
ZippyAidsFacehes been raised right
ZippyAidsFace:and I gotta go back up the systems, i'll catch you later old friend

Arpikarhu:later

ZippyAidsFace:have a happy new year if I dont speak to you before then

Arpikarhu:you too
4:50 PM
ZippyAidsFace has gone offline.