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Subject: Jokes from a Muslim Comedian


Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef .


May be a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a
Palestinian perspective... YEAH SURE!


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Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
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On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the
bathroom the entire time.
There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied."
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What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
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How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
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Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"?
It bombed!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia ? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
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Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !
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Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
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A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted
to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"
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What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
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Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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