01-09-2006, 04:36 AM
As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.
All the drama of Gone with the Wind.
Leaps tall buildings like superman?
Has all the class of a New Years day parade?
Should have been named Humpback Mtn?
I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.
I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.
Is it a chick flick?
Is it a date movie?
Would you take Mom to see it?
Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?
How about your gay/lesbo lover?
What's the buzz?
Is it worth 7.50 to see?
hock:
All the drama of Gone with the Wind.
Leaps tall buildings like superman?
Has all the class of a New Years day parade?
Should have been named Humpback Mtn?
I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.
I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.
Is it a chick flick?
Is it a date movie?
Would you take Mom to see it?
Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?
How about your gay/lesbo lover?
What's the buzz?
Is it worth 7.50 to see?
hock:
Learn a new dance or make dumber friends.
No, I won't be opening a vein today.
No, I won't be opening a vein today.