Can anyone give me a real good assessment of Brokeback Mtn?

[Adolf]

As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.
No

All the drama of Gone with the Wind.
No

Leaps tall buildings like superman?
In a gay, I wear tights kinda way, yes.

Has all the class of a New Years day parade?
Yeah if you consider standing around like a yokel for 10 hours to watch a ball drop for 10 seconds.

Should have been named Humpback Mtn?
Yes but they should have spelled out mountain.

I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.

I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.

Is it a chick flick?
Yes, if your chick likes watching gay sex.

Is it a date movie?
If you're gay.

Would you take Mom to see it?
If I was coming out of the closet.

Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?
I don't have one.

How about your gay/lesbo lover?
Yes

What's the buzz?
This movie is about fags for fags

Is it worth 7.50 to see?
In your case, yes.