01-10-2006, 03:10 AM
1) Cheated on my wife and she found out. - Sal
2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion. - Artie
3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them. - Fred
4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat. - Richard Christie
5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet. - Benjie
6) Had plastic surgery. - Robin
7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn. - Howard
2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion. - Artie
3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them. - Fred
4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat. - Richard Christie
5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet. - Benjie
6) Had plastic surgery. - Robin
7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn. - Howard
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