Common phrases that I have NEVER said

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Things I've said being a decent human:
Good afternoon
Good evening
I’m proud of you
Break a leg
How was your weekend?
Merry Christmas
Pleasure to meet you
Thanks for asking
I’m sorry for your loss
It’s good to see you
I’m going to McDonalds

Things I've said being a nice human, but also intentionally using foolish phrasing.
God bless you
Bye Bye

Things I've never said
How’s the baby?
…maa’m…
Wish me luck
Pleased to make your acquaintance
My condolences
How do you do?
I respectfully disagree
I’m going to Starbucks
You can say that again!
I take offense to that/That offends me
Welcome back
It’s good to be back