83 in a 65

[diceisgod]

State cops have no sense of humor. One time I was drunk driving (completely plastered - no idea what i was doing) AND tried to lose a city cop. He followed me into a deadend driveway so I got out of the car and was ready start swinging, then I realized oh shit that's a cop and sobered up in about a half a second. HE LET ME GO. Although, to the state cops credit, he did let me go on the fact that my license isn't updated to my current address. I still have to take care of that in 5 days though or I get another surprise in the mail.