Who is the biggest asshole?

[GonzoStyle]

He smelled very good at georges poker shindig, even georges girlfriend remarked how nice dennis smelled. He tried to play it off like it was no big deal but deep down you could tell he was dancing a jig.

hey someone smells good, who is that?

dunno...

dennis is that you?

maybe

:dennis leans in and lorraine sniffs him:

mmm you smell nice, what is that?

UHHHH DEODORANT!!!!!