the most romantic line ever

[diceisgod]

so I'm watching Heat and Deniro is trying to get into the librarian's pants and he's like: "yeah there are these iridescent algae that come out once year over the lake..."

I was just in awe, iridencent algae...whew her fucking pussy must of been like a god damn geiser. I mean I usually wait and try to work into the iridecent algae line, maybe make out a little or rub the clit, lick a tit but not this guy. He pulls out the iridescent algae line right away.

I'm getting all worked up here just thinking about the chicks I could get with that one. The iri-fucking-descent algae is the fucking penultimate way to guarantee that you get the pussy. I'm sure of it.