i have a new schtick

[diceisgod]

I was watching Navy Seals and the part where Charlie Sheen jumps out of the jeep and off the bridge into the water. Then it hit me out of the blue like a runaway bus.

I was thinking to myself THAT'S ME! This is what I was meant to be!

I'm the jumper guy! A wild man! WOOOOHOOOO!!!