the magic bullet

[GonzoStyle]

As I watch the infomercial, I wonder to myself, why are there so many people over the house for breakfast? I like to think they spent the night having a wild orgy, with the hosts secretly planning to exhaust their guests to the point of submission and suggestion.

That would make an already excellent infomercial, even better.

WOW greg, the magic bullet REALLY is the most versatile prouduct I have ever seen and how much would YOU expect to pay for a product like the magic bullet?

WELL cynthia, once we get back from me running a train on you and your drunken whore of a sister, we'll let YOU know.... that is IF you can clean the cum off your stupid face in time.