she's a filthy dirty whore scumbag...

[faceman802]

You know what you're problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

You making the pussy into this great big Greek goddess named Pussalia...

You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game

Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys. It's cool. I got friends who fuck guys........ IN JAIL!

I touched a guys balls once in hebrew school

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master. Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy...

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

she was a ho' fo' sho'.

So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?