fuckin cops

[GonzoStyle]

I get these fuckin police collection calls I get every year "hey sirs, we'd like to send you a FREE and NO OBLIGATION police decal, all you have to do is send us 50 bucks". I should get the decal for free, I already support those pigs by paying taxes on whatever income I report.

Where's the fuckin justice, I gotta pay them to get my free decal? Unless there's some cracker jacks or cereal involved, I am not paying for a prize.