Guess

[Paper Boy]

i'm not sure if anyone knows what i do for a living so i'll tell you. i serve leagl papers, summonses and subpoenas that sort of thing. i was told today that i have to serve a famous person that lives up in westchester. this is the most excitement i have had in sometime so i thought i would share.

does anyone want to try and guess who it is? or does know one really care and i should just delete this thread?

i will give one hint, he is a non white.