Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

[Luna]

I personally don't care how it's run... let's get that clear.

And you ain't nuttin' Hoonypie... you is just a dawg on a short leash.

woof!

yes you do.
everyone wants to be accepted.

and the way to acceptence is through me, my child.
that's not ego. that's fact.

you think I want to be accepted by a bunch of ninnies that are nice to my e-face but will stab me in my e-back?

I don't need their brand of acceptance... it's all fake bullshit anyway.

I think it's time to break the bad news to these folks.

Luna & I have been fucking this whole time. I only bring this up now because she skipped her last period.

I may need to get out the coat hanger, huh?