10-13-2006, 09:20 PM
Next Best Thing Wrote:this is starting to be like watching a goldfish struggle for survival after gonzo shits in it's bowl.Hoon Wrote:Things divorce has alienated him from sexy women.
To lick his wounds he is now seeking out over the hill english women who are impressed with such bragadocious american things like, having flouride in our tap water.
Hoon has been stuck banging the same immobile piece of ass for the past decade. He consoldes himself by being on the giving end of computer blowjobs with skinny, pale-faced European men who specialize in posting roling smiley faces.