What the fuck is the world coming to!!!

[GonzoStyle]

I go outside for a smoke and I find my car being desicrated! Two squirrels are fucking on the hood of my car, just fuckin thumping away like it ain't no thing. I tried to shoo them away and the guy squirrel let out this strange bellow and I had to step back and guard my grill cause I thought we was gonna throw down.

He came to his senses and just scooted and tried to stare me down from across the street, I remember his fuckin face though and next time i'm gonna crack him.