Derek Jeter

[GonzoStyle]

I'm talking about serious awards. Gold Glove means about as much as Comeback Player of the Year.

By the way, the most overrated player in MLB is that gap-toothed gorilla Big Sloppy. I'm not sure it's even right to call Sloppy a baseball player, and I'm a fan of the DH. The fat fuck is the third coming of George Scott (Mo Vaughn came before Sloppy & slots in at #2).

see keyser now that ^^^^ is actually ridiculous