The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

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When I was a kid, I had pretty much no friends, no siblings, my mom was a whore and my grandmother worked 2 jobs. So I was pretty much always alone, once in a while my uncle would visit and babysit me.

Uncle creepy would give me alcohol to drink at like 6 years old, just so he could get a laugh at watching my face turn red and me get sick.

My fondest memory was when at 8 years old, he sat me down and using my crayons, he very passionatly instructed me as to the proper way to dismember a body.

"PUNCTURE THE LUNGS DAMMIT, EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGETS!!!"

I miss him.