The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

i used to think gonzo was nuts, but considering his upbringing, he's actually a lot more well adjusted than one could have expected.

I've been saying it for years, I really should have been like a serial killing rapist with what I was surrounded with. But I learned from an early age, theres niggas out there with much worse shit in their lives and you gotta learn to laugh off the harsh times.

Except for the time my mom tried to do the nice thing and left me a christmas present by the door of our apartment. Then she ran and hid in the garbage room, I was so happy. It was a cheap ass present but it was something. Cause we obviously didnt live in a house and have a fireplace, so I used to duct tape a shopping bag, outside of my window and hope to get presents. Even my mom was like "holy fuck a pathetic motherfucker", plus the fuckin annoying noise the bag made from blowing in the wind all night, must have annoyed her.

So a few weeks later she got pissed and me and totally ruined my fantasy "yeah and that was me that left you that present, I was hiding in the garbage room, you gullible putz! YOU'RE JEWISH!!!"

I finally understood why people hated me, they could smell the Juden on me. From that day on, my life was never the same....