The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

I had a friend who had just moved down to the cape from South Boston.

When I was a junior in HS and he was a sophomore, we spent the St. Patricks day weekend up in southie.

His uncle and his grandmother talked about "niggers" and "faggots" so much I couldn't believe it. I'd never heard those words in every day conversation.

I obviously didn't feel confident enough to yell at them, so I just stole a bunch of his baseball cards and stopped hanging out with him.

I was a massive little klepto as a kid, since I couldnt buy anything. 2 random memories come up cause of this story.

The first was when I realized that food stamps werent like real money. After school I went with some kids, who basically let me tag along because they felt bad for me. So we went to the bodega and everyone got slush puppies and candy. So I get mine and break out the food stamps, I got fuckin heckled for using "poor people money". I didnt know there was like an issue with food stamps, I just thought it was seperate money to buy food with.

The other memory is when I got caught stealing. I used to steal all the time, my cousin always had the cool new toys, i'd rob his ass all the time but I think he knew and just didnt say anything. I'd steal from the bodega all the time as well, when I didnt have my poor people money. Then I got sloppy one days and stole something just because I was a fuckin klepto and felt the need to steal just for the hell of it. I stole a fuckin archie comic and I dont even like archie!!!! The fuckin towel head caught me and I fuckin stood home like a rough nigga, till he threatened to call the cops and I turned into a little bitch and started to cry and beg him not to. I even like started to hug him and hysterically cry, he musta been disgusted by me and let me go.