11-15-2006, 03:40 AM
The Prodigal Son Wrote:Another fun brother story. My brother was just being an incredible dick one night. He had a pizza delivered to the house, and it was on the table. He then said a extremely vile thing and I picked up the pizza and smashed it into his face. You should have seen the sausage, pepperoni and cheese hanging from his face.
Oh the memories.
Did you wait an hour for it to cool down sufficiently so as to prevent any injury?
Your stories of how you mildly inconvenience your brother are just wildly engrossing.
Tell us about the time you walked into his room and awoke him at 11:30 AM on a Sunday by gently tapping his shoulder, you crazy man!