11-16-2006, 01:29 AM
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
..you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
..that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans
.. . . your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
. . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
. . the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.
. . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.
. . . you were expelled from summer school.
. . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops
..you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
..that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans
.. . . your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
. . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
. . the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.
. . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.
. . . you were expelled from summer school.
. . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops
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