The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

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motherfuckers never heard of sugar sandwiches but mention cum on a snack food and everyones "oh man I know!!!"

awful creatures

Perversion is universal; poverty is not.

touche

It got to be a real bad addiction with the vibrator too. I used to keep it on there for like 30 minutes at a time, cause I wasnt blowing loads yet, so there wasn't like a finish point where I was like "ok im done".

So this one day, I have no clue how long I had kept the vibrator on my cock but all of a sudden it started to hurt, like the type of hurt where I thought I had opened up a wound on my pee pee.

I look at it and my penis had swollen up into not just almost double its size but it had blown up on like on side of the head into this awful weird shape. It was like a ballpark frank that was only cooked on one side.

I fuckin started to panic and cry. I kept on staring at it and just pacing back and forth in tears. I started to pray and ask god to make my penis normal again and I would never "do it" again. Finally after like 45 minutes the swelling went down and I was so relieved.

Naturally 30 minutes later, back to the vibrator on my pee pee.