The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

The very first girl I had sex with, I went down on her before anything began. Cause I knew I was gonna nut in like 2 seconds, plus I had gotten some snazzy tips on giving bitches head. Anyway I had no clue what it was supposed to smell or taste like but it was fuckin wretched and hairy, it just tasted like piss and rotten cow tounge. I was literally like starting to gag after 5 minutes and had to stop. I was doing my best not to fuckin gag and thankfully after like 10 minutes her legs were quivering and her cunt was contracting like a jews wallet when the check comes. So then the kicker was she said she wouldnt suck my dick cause thats just wrong!!!

Then later I found out that pussy aint supposed to be like that.

So next time I ran into some rancid pussy and she asked why I dont go down on her, I just stuck my finger in and then put it under her nose and just said "would you lick on that?".

Gotta let these bitches know, I mean if you try to keep your balls lemony fresh, bitch keep the pussy clean.