I Hate Thanksgiving

[GonzoStyle]

redneck gangsta.

Plus we always had the entertaining "whose life is more depressing contest" where mainly the drunk and hopped up women would try to one up eachother on how awful their lives are.

then they'd compare prescription and non prescription drugs... ooh yeah well I snort coke off my newborns ass, on the sabbath!

Then the guys would like arm wrestle or do other feats of strength, till it ended up personal and someone got stabbed with whatever was on the table.

Then before you know it, everyones all worked up and horny.