hellllllooooo

[GonzoStyle]

ZippyAidsFace: oh man when I was getting my hair did today
ZippyAidsFace: I got a call from the stupid hot bitch from work
ZippyAidsFace: she was all like "OMG I stopped by the office but you were gone, I wanted to give you a birthday present"
ZippyAidsFace: Now im all wondering what it is
ZippyAidsFace: I hope its sex
ZippyAidsFace: unwrap it
ZippyAidsFace: unwrap what?
ZippyAidsFace: ME!!!
ZippyAidsFace: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
ZippyAidsFace: :funky 70's porn music:
ZippyAidsFace: beee doop boo boo de boop boop
ZippyAidsFace: eyyyy your pipe has a leak
ZippyAidsFace: let me plug it up
ZippyAidsFace: OOOH!
ZippyAidsFace: with my cock!

I was talking to beth at the time but im really hyper right now and shes scared i think