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[GonzoStyle]

ChefGrkQTPie: hey stranger
ZippyAidsFace: listen
ZippyAidsFace: have you heard this crazy rumor
ZippyAidsFace: that we had sex?
ChefGrkQTPie: what rumor?
ChefGrkQTPie: Eddie i dont talk to anyone anymore
ZippyAidsFace: doesnt that get lonely?
ChefGrkQTPie: lol no i have other friends
ZippyAidsFace: yeah but we didnt have sex right?
ChefGrkQTPie: lol
ZippyAidsFace: right?!?!?!?!
ChefGrkQTPie: we just made out in your car until like 7 in the morning...lol
ZippyAidsFace: sweeeeeet
ZippyAidsFace: that was so good times
ZippyAidsFace: we should totally do that again sometime
ChefGrkQTPie: see i dont know about that, because after that happened you turned into a total jerk towards me
ZippyAidsFace: cause we didnt have sex, right?!?!
ZippyAidsFace: I was a jerk
ChefGrkQTPie: yes you were
ChefGrkQTPie: why is this all coming up now?
ZippyAidsFace: cause everyone keeps on saying that we made sexy time, you know how big a bunch of losers they are
ZippyAidsFace: hahaha remember that thing from 8 years ago?
ZippyAidsFace: lol
ZippyAidsFace: idiots
ChefGrkQTPie: well we didnt....high five!
ZippyAidsFace: high five!!!
ChefGrkQTPie: and who is everyone?
ZippyAidsFace: like goatweed
ZippyAidsFace: and goatweed
ZippyAidsFace: and goatweed again
ChefGrkQTPie: im trying to remember who that was
ZippyAidsFace: dont worry
ZippyAidsFace: hes not worth remembering
ChefGrkQTPie: lol real nice