The fucking nut case living next door to me - Needs to be taught a lesson...

[Jack]

Break the broom, buy dozens of lawn ornaments and arrange them in an ugly fashion, leave feces on her front porch (make sure its the kind she will have to mop up, not just sweep away), and leave an envelope with letters cut out of a magazine pasted to a page to form the message: "were coming back". Make sure you find one of the images of an alien head to put below the message.