I hate voicemail

[Bloody Anus]

I refuse to leave messages with family/friends unless it is something urgent that needs to be relayed immediately. Or if I feel a decent fart/burp coming on as it enters voicemail. Otherwise, they can just as easily see they missed a call, see who it's from, and call me back should they choose to.

I also never change my message from whatever the default is. I used Sprint and never even recorded my name; I just let it say they've reached the Sprint mailbox of whatever my phone number is.