03-17-2007, 04:34 AM
Doppler 4000 makes men sterile, and women incredibly horny. It uses super-technology to hone in on and isolate seemingly random yet naturally occuring phenomena. Using this data, and combined with the superb reading abilities of the Emmy Award winning metereological team, Doppler 4000 turns some mere mortals into gods, and other mere mortals into jelly.