The only good to come from cell phones

[Bloody Anus]

i also like that you can carry it with you and make phone calls and contact people while you're out of the house

I don't think you've ever had anything important enough to say that couldn't wait until you're inside of the house. Making phone calls (AND contacting people) out of the house should only be done in case of extreme emergencies. Like if you're in a car accident, or in the supermarket and can't remember if you need croutons or not.