The only good to come from cell phones

[Bloody Anus]

Oh man, you know what the irony is? I don’t even own a landline! That’s right. All of the phone calls I make/receive are done so using this technology that I so despise. And the kicker? I’ve even used it while walking around in public areas. What a hypocrite! He who lives in a stone house should kill two birds, that’s what I always say. Jerk!