Here's to Customer Service...Suckin MY Dick

[diceisgod]

I found some web emall form on an apparent affiliate or sub-site page. So that's where I sent this. The site was called Auction, not sure but it seemd well integrated with papa Excalibur

Hi there. Sorry to intrude and for everything hereafter. I'm sure your a fine person, and if I had a conscious, I'd feel a bit guilty. But unfortunately you are mixed up in an organization with a business culture so corrupt it demands I be a complete a dick and then, and only then, MAYBE someone will give me a brief moment or two of their precious time and even a bit of assistnce if that isn't beneath ya'll. As I say, your site here is
affiliated with the Excaliburfilm site, I'm afraid I must grasp for straws and any other email addresses in any other section I can find, since the one they provide on their site, on a page msleadingly labeled, "Customer Service" is dog shit. It's mor elikely that I could procure bettert help & service if I got up from the compuer and tried to reach to contact you by screaming your name into an electrical socket. It's a fuckin joke.

So, I'm hoping that maybe your corner of the enterprise here is run and controlled independently and by someone - and maybe others as well - who have at the very very least a forced, disingenuios, and affrontery (for the camara's, ya know) semblance of self respect and pride in their business here, Now to be honest, I couldn't give a squirt of piss, two squirts, do I hear three squirts, sold, if you like/care about/hate this line of work here or not. Don't care. In act if you killed someone and ate them, I'd still hang with ya to bullshit, have a beer, talk about the whores we FUCK behind our wives' backs and so forth. It's all good.

So finally here's the pay-off pitch: What I want is someone to fucking pay attention and right now...

I joined that shitshop website over there because I wanted to JERK-OFF many many times, until I saw scabs form. I wanted to JERK-OFF to a few of the choice selections they claim they have there,. Afterall, a little bit of smut can indeedily calm the soul and, on the broader societel & civic level, helps to keep our prisons much less densely populated with RAPISTS. So at some point after registering at Excalibur, ie within the last 24 hours nd $600 worth of crack, I just gave up. I thought to myself...these people can't be serious. I'm was thinkin... they just don't care. They're doing blow and fuckin right now..... nah, they couldn't care less - and neither would I. Not at all...that is, if I wasn't the guy gettin fucked by them! I would be envious indeed,instead of the piece of foul mouthed filth you see spitting venom before you. I tried & tried but I can't
get a human fucking being to help from there, not a mexican either, to just acknowledge that, oh yes, sir, you're a new client! Coffee? Well, here's what you need to do this, You watch this shit here, then you can jerk off over and over AND OVER MOTHER FUCKER! Have a grrrrreat day and thank you for choosing Excalibur!

Now, maybe you know such a person within your organization who lies outside of the channels of communication that I have been futilely screaming into in the hope for some kind of anything, other than nothing. All I want is for either your side of the Internets to cancel my trial AND THE PURCHASE TRANSACTION ON THE CARD.....OR.....let me handle it, by sending me that mother-loving normal customer ID number or whatever you call it, so I can complete the necessary transaction myself on the site before I have it perma-banned from ever being able to appear in my damn browser again. That's all. I've asked so many times. and it's such a simple request. Please help and please let me help you to never have to see me again and out of your life forever. And finally I was just thinking that Excalibur, is quite a fitting name. Wanna know why? Of course you don't, so here it comes: because it seems as though the person responsible for that site's success and progress has his head stuck up his ass so tightly and snuggly not even fuckin King Arthur couldn't help him. That's all I got, at least for the next 6-8 hours. 6-8 hours I feel is more than enough time to epedite closure of this issue. I'm looking forward to resolution, our reconciliation, & especially our parting of
te ways for all time. Oh and if your site is not affiliated with them and you do not know anyone there, please just ignore that what you saw up there.

Regards,