09-05-2007, 04:02 AM
I don’t know what your fucking problem is. I was a member there for about 8 months and the biggest beef I had with them is that they’d take their sweet ass time shipping my movies. However, towards the end of my membership they implemented a system where you can mark the movies as returned and they’d ship the next batch the next business day, before they physically receive them. Sometimes it was the next business days, sometimes it wasn’t. But all in all the turnaround time got much better. My stringent “burn it and return it” way of life back then afforded me little time to wait until they got around to shipping my shit.
Another problem I had is they’d ship seemingly any movie they wanted, regardless of its position in my queue. This was pretty annoying, as I’d have a whole page dedicated in my DVD wallet to Cum Drippers 1-8, but they’d send Cum Drippers 6 along with some other random shit, ruining my entire organizational hierarchy. There were also several movies that were “in stock” but that sat at the top of my queue for weeks before finally shipping.
The only other problem I had with them was my own fault. I was going to cancel but you need to give them 5 business days prior to the next billing cycle before canceling. I had already filled up my wallet so was going to cancel, but it was too close to the billing cycle so I had to keep it an extra month. Not too big of a deal though. I just made room by tossing some of the Asian porn a friend burned for me. Not a big fan, and I knew that what I was going to get was better and would be utilized much more frequently than that Asian shit. When I did cancel, I thought I’d run into problems because I did so while I still had a movie or two checked out. I thought they’d try to fuck me over, but once they received the movies they never again billed me, nor did they pester me to come back or anything like that. It was a very smooth, clean break.
As far as your problem goes…I know when I first signed up it was a bit confusing because they have a couple of almost identical pages – there’s <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://excaliburfilms.com/">http://excaliburfilms.com/</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://hit-movies.com/">http://hit-movies.com/</a><!-- m --> (previously hitflix until, I suspect, Netflix intervened). I always logged into hit-movies because that’s the site that specifically says ‘DVD Rentals’. Not coincidentally, that’s also where you need to go to add movies to your queue. I don’t think there was even a link for the queue through excaliburfilms. The only login information I needed was my email address and customer number. It beats the cock out of me if it was a “temporary” or “permanent” number. All I know is it was 6 digits and was the only number they ever gave me.
Aside from my aforementioned complaints, I highly recommend their service. I always hated blindly downloading porn. I just never knew what I was going to get. There’s nothing worse than spending hours downloading a 3-hour movie only to find out there’s some nigger bitch in it. Well, I guess gay porn would be worse, but not by much. Fuck, do I hate nigger cunt in my porn. Nobody wants to see that shit. Whenever I accidentally come across nigger porn I have to lose the wood I was working with, wait about 20 minutes, clear my head, then resume. Using the same boner to ejaculate with that I had while seeing a nigger cunt really creeps me out. I need that image permanently removed from my brain and penis before finishing up. Otherwise I may as well have just jerked off to the nigger. Ugh. Fucking gross. What kind of depraved freak actually gets off on seeing a nigger chick getting fucked? Anyway, the great thing about Excalibur/hitflix is that you can check out the trailer first to filter through all the niggers and decide if there are enough hot chicks in it to warrant its rental. Their selection is huge, too. You can never run out of stuff to get.
Another problem I had is they’d ship seemingly any movie they wanted, regardless of its position in my queue. This was pretty annoying, as I’d have a whole page dedicated in my DVD wallet to Cum Drippers 1-8, but they’d send Cum Drippers 6 along with some other random shit, ruining my entire organizational hierarchy. There were also several movies that were “in stock” but that sat at the top of my queue for weeks before finally shipping.
The only other problem I had with them was my own fault. I was going to cancel but you need to give them 5 business days prior to the next billing cycle before canceling. I had already filled up my wallet so was going to cancel, but it was too close to the billing cycle so I had to keep it an extra month. Not too big of a deal though. I just made room by tossing some of the Asian porn a friend burned for me. Not a big fan, and I knew that what I was going to get was better and would be utilized much more frequently than that Asian shit. When I did cancel, I thought I’d run into problems because I did so while I still had a movie or two checked out. I thought they’d try to fuck me over, but once they received the movies they never again billed me, nor did they pester me to come back or anything like that. It was a very smooth, clean break.
As far as your problem goes…I know when I first signed up it was a bit confusing because they have a couple of almost identical pages – there’s <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://excaliburfilms.com/">http://excaliburfilms.com/</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://hit-movies.com/">http://hit-movies.com/</a><!-- m --> (previously hitflix until, I suspect, Netflix intervened). I always logged into hit-movies because that’s the site that specifically says ‘DVD Rentals’. Not coincidentally, that’s also where you need to go to add movies to your queue. I don’t think there was even a link for the queue through excaliburfilms. The only login information I needed was my email address and customer number. It beats the cock out of me if it was a “temporary” or “permanent” number. All I know is it was 6 digits and was the only number they ever gave me.
Aside from my aforementioned complaints, I highly recommend their service. I always hated blindly downloading porn. I just never knew what I was going to get. There’s nothing worse than spending hours downloading a 3-hour movie only to find out there’s some nigger bitch in it. Well, I guess gay porn would be worse, but not by much. Fuck, do I hate nigger cunt in my porn. Nobody wants to see that shit. Whenever I accidentally come across nigger porn I have to lose the wood I was working with, wait about 20 minutes, clear my head, then resume. Using the same boner to ejaculate with that I had while seeing a nigger cunt really creeps me out. I need that image permanently removed from my brain and penis before finishing up. Otherwise I may as well have just jerked off to the nigger. Ugh. Fucking gross. What kind of depraved freak actually gets off on seeing a nigger chick getting fucked? Anyway, the great thing about Excalibur/hitflix is that you can check out the trailer first to filter through all the niggers and decide if there are enough hot chicks in it to warrant its rental. Their selection is huge, too. You can never run out of stuff to get.