My grandmother was such a slut.....

[diceisgod]

There's some kind of history of the universe doc on now and they're talking about the invention of the telescope. So one guy says now that we have the telescope, we know what to do with it. He continues and is slightly mocking - do we use it as a spyglass and look into windows or are going to look up? I say we're looking into windows. I wanna see chicks doing things with their pussies and fuck those light specs up there. So the historical facts I can gather from this is: Galileo was a faggot, Bill Gates called his system Windows for a good reason, and the Internet is for porn.