10-05-2007, 05:39 AM
My Virtual Christi
As sure as my balls are empty, this is the best solo/POV smut I have ever seen ever and I have a new Top 5-10 porn star ever. While this exposes me as being woefully ignorant of what's what, even the very very slow and inexperienced can appreciate this flick and Christi Lake. Outside of this brilliant listing, I recommend you get familiar with the complete works of Christy Lake, a touch old school & already relatively famous as mentioned, in part, for her "fuck-a-fan" series & her then concurrent exposure on Howard Stern - in the days when he was funny & entertaining.
She is an unpolished gem that rivals any of the silicon stars though at first glance and in the hallows of ignorance perhaps not seemingly in the same league. Nonetheless and as a matter of balls-on-dead-accurate-my-cousin-vinny-style accuracy, I think there are few if any that trump her at least in regard to the psychological inducement elements associated with bag whacking if not in the inherent loin stirrings of traditional visual perfection - the latter like w/ a Briana Banks or Lannie Barbie, for examples. For a similar case per the similarly cerebral see April Blossom, like-April Lake has a like-air of accessibility to the common slob - 3 beers later you then have enough beernuts to try to pick her up at the local shithouse swillery - that trashy feeling like associated with Flo from the old sitcom "Alice", for example, for those fellow children of 80's TV. But this slutty waitress takes off her clothes, revealing her near natural perfection, and looks at the camera and says lustily & with a slight wonting growl cracking her voice: "I love getting fucked in my hot, tight, precious pussy. I know you want my hot, tight, wet, hot, wet, precious pussy". Repetition, though on the surface a sign of idiocy and/or condescension in the world outside of where one has their prick in their hand and is jerking it wildly, is one of those indicators & x-factors of quality solo/POV. Further it is one of those indicators that you are seeing someone special on the job, one that has that "separating the boys from the cum loving sluts" type quality.
She can make you pop and not touch you nor herself, nor you yourself nor her (you follow?). Just look into her eyes and listen to the rap - the kind of rap that corrupts souls, the kind that takes a troubled & confused teenager and turns him into a self-loathing, career criminal, hyperviolent, drug addict with no future and a scary & useless (up until a few days ago anyways... Hi boss!- all jokes, I swear) insight & eloquence regarding the world of porn. -DiggityDog
An interesting side note: You will notice throughout an almost thunderous sound as if the house is under mortar fire. The interesting part is it almost seems to happen everytime Lake is in a near-nut state. I like to think that God Almighty himself is throwing lightning bolts in approval as He also enjoys this performance - Either that or they filmed near the airport but either way the effect is uncannily (& most likely unintentionally) brilliant. Enjoy.
As sure as my balls are empty, this is the best solo/POV smut I have ever seen ever and I have a new Top 5-10 porn star ever. While this exposes me as being woefully ignorant of what's what, even the very very slow and inexperienced can appreciate this flick and Christi Lake. Outside of this brilliant listing, I recommend you get familiar with the complete works of Christy Lake, a touch old school & already relatively famous as mentioned, in part, for her "fuck-a-fan" series & her then concurrent exposure on Howard Stern - in the days when he was funny & entertaining.
She is an unpolished gem that rivals any of the silicon stars though at first glance and in the hallows of ignorance perhaps not seemingly in the same league. Nonetheless and as a matter of balls-on-dead-accurate-my-cousin-vinny-style accuracy, I think there are few if any that trump her at least in regard to the psychological inducement elements associated with bag whacking if not in the inherent loin stirrings of traditional visual perfection - the latter like w/ a Briana Banks or Lannie Barbie, for examples. For a similar case per the similarly cerebral see April Blossom, like-April Lake has a like-air of accessibility to the common slob - 3 beers later you then have enough beernuts to try to pick her up at the local shithouse swillery - that trashy feeling like associated with Flo from the old sitcom "Alice", for example, for those fellow children of 80's TV. But this slutty waitress takes off her clothes, revealing her near natural perfection, and looks at the camera and says lustily & with a slight wonting growl cracking her voice: "I love getting fucked in my hot, tight, precious pussy. I know you want my hot, tight, wet, hot, wet, precious pussy". Repetition, though on the surface a sign of idiocy and/or condescension in the world outside of where one has their prick in their hand and is jerking it wildly, is one of those indicators & x-factors of quality solo/POV. Further it is one of those indicators that you are seeing someone special on the job, one that has that "separating the boys from the cum loving sluts" type quality.
She can make you pop and not touch you nor herself, nor you yourself nor her (you follow?). Just look into her eyes and listen to the rap - the kind of rap that corrupts souls, the kind that takes a troubled & confused teenager and turns him into a self-loathing, career criminal, hyperviolent, drug addict with no future and a scary & useless (up until a few days ago anyways... Hi boss!- all jokes, I swear) insight & eloquence regarding the world of porn. -DiggityDog
An interesting side note: You will notice throughout an almost thunderous sound as if the house is under mortar fire. The interesting part is it almost seems to happen everytime Lake is in a near-nut state. I like to think that God Almighty himself is throwing lightning bolts in approval as He also enjoys this performance - Either that or they filmed near the airport but either way the effect is uncannily (& most likely unintentionally) brilliant. Enjoy.
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