10-10-2007, 09:30 PM
There you go. You dig? Not sure more I can do for you.
Handjob 17
Here is the quick & dirty: TORY...F'N...LANE + everyone else thereafter + exponential decay in quality + a brillance blip or a few of Lane-like awesomess (far and few between according to me). Tori Lane is just....just.... unreal....incredible....I can't even keep a clear train of thought....man, is she awesome in this....just...WOW. You must see this scene as Tory is wonderful and she provides the template, the standards of how this is to be done which is: MOST Excellently. Please don't think this is some cookie cutter-like template standard thing. No, this is the Mona Lisa, the statue of David, one to be on display at the museum and studied by the obsessed, the anal retentive, the loser, the porn...movie....reviewer... FUCK! Bull aside, Tory puts on a clinic on proper professional, Big-League-Style jerking POV adult cinema. For whatever reason, I have checked out a lot of these type films (ie either solos featuring masturbation, some POV scenario, etc.) from the well-budgeted "alpha" productions (as is this one) through to the mom & pop amateurs filmed (bedbugs, headlice, & all) at the local Filth Pot Inn. Interestingly, most seem to follow the same pattern in terms of overall quality: One person shines like a fucking cauldron on fire, others unprepared and near melt, turn dark purple, & congeal to the bed as they make up some absurd story, scenario, or rap that doesn't include the phrase "my pussy" - which is indicative of inexperience, a dolt of a director & a waste of your time. Unless one likes that uncomfortable-silence feeling, the nervous fidget & the chick that rambles a bunch of bullshit but all she wants to do is fuck however inept she may be at type scenario, you just have to hope the flick has a buried jewel like "Handjob 17" featuring Dr. Tory Lane. However, if you do go for that sort of boorish, exposed-brick & houseplant type production, this film and many many others like it will keep you busy and sore even if you can't appreciate the finer arts like that of Tory Lane who is a new personal favorite. -DiggityDog
Tory asks at one point, "How bad do you want to fuck Tory?" My answer: "After, can I use gasoline to set myself on fire or do I have to do it the hard way?" You dig? So the next time in bed & staring at the wife's big jolly joobies and you get the (lazy boring bastard) "head cold & even no head" excuse when you make your move, take five minutes and watch Tory throw gasoline on the coals of the upcoming divorce proceedings. Lastly and totally awesomely, if she doesn't put it in her mouth, lick, or insert it's not cheating. Tory told me that so that one time with you & the babysitter won't lose you half your personal assets & ALL of your future earnings as much so as your stupidity in getting married in the first place.
Handjob 17
Here is the quick & dirty: TORY...F'N...LANE + everyone else thereafter + exponential decay in quality + a brillance blip or a few of Lane-like awesomess (far and few between according to me). Tori Lane is just....just.... unreal....incredible....I can't even keep a clear train of thought....man, is she awesome in this....just...WOW. You must see this scene as Tory is wonderful and she provides the template, the standards of how this is to be done which is: MOST Excellently. Please don't think this is some cookie cutter-like template standard thing. No, this is the Mona Lisa, the statue of David, one to be on display at the museum and studied by the obsessed, the anal retentive, the loser, the porn...movie....reviewer... FUCK! Bull aside, Tory puts on a clinic on proper professional, Big-League-Style jerking POV adult cinema. For whatever reason, I have checked out a lot of these type films (ie either solos featuring masturbation, some POV scenario, etc.) from the well-budgeted "alpha" productions (as is this one) through to the mom & pop amateurs filmed (bedbugs, headlice, & all) at the local Filth Pot Inn. Interestingly, most seem to follow the same pattern in terms of overall quality: One person shines like a fucking cauldron on fire, others unprepared and near melt, turn dark purple, & congeal to the bed as they make up some absurd story, scenario, or rap that doesn't include the phrase "my pussy" - which is indicative of inexperience, a dolt of a director & a waste of your time. Unless one likes that uncomfortable-silence feeling, the nervous fidget & the chick that rambles a bunch of bullshit but all she wants to do is fuck however inept she may be at type scenario, you just have to hope the flick has a buried jewel like "Handjob 17" featuring Dr. Tory Lane. However, if you do go for that sort of boorish, exposed-brick & houseplant type production, this film and many many others like it will keep you busy and sore even if you can't appreciate the finer arts like that of Tory Lane who is a new personal favorite. -DiggityDog
Tory asks at one point, "How bad do you want to fuck Tory?" My answer: "After, can I use gasoline to set myself on fire or do I have to do it the hard way?" You dig? So the next time in bed & staring at the wife's big jolly joobies and you get the (lazy boring bastard) "head cold & even no head" excuse when you make your move, take five minutes and watch Tory throw gasoline on the coals of the upcoming divorce proceedings. Lastly and totally awesomely, if she doesn't put it in her mouth, lick, or insert it's not cheating. Tory told me that so that one time with you & the babysitter won't lose you half your personal assets & ALL of your future earnings as much so as your stupidity in getting married in the first place.
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