There is no such thing as fantasy football “experts”

[Bloody Anus]

Week 10 I went 50/90, just like the week 3 asshole did. He accurately picked 19 start 'ems and 31 sit 'ems, I accurately picked 21 start 'ems and 29 sit 'ems. Just as a reminder, this is the same guy that went all out by suggesting to start the likes of Brady, Westbrook, and the Patriots D. I have nothing else to say about week 10's picks except that Justin Peele was the only TE out of 7 I had as a start 'em that didn't score a TD, and Alge Crumpler was the only TE out of 7 I had as a sit 'em that did score a TD. Interesting.

Here's Week 11. Just went straight with the stat page this week.

Speaking of which, look at this dumbass cover story on CBS this week.

All signs point to these assholes basing their alleged expertise on the ten seconds they spend looking at this and this.

1 + 1 = 2. Genius!