Walker, Texas Ranger & Jesus Christ what a f-nut Norris is

[diceisgod]

I got curious so after I found & jerked off to gay porn I went to learn a bit about good ole Chuckles and what do I find?

You are a filthy plagarist. That's very underhanded and I say kudos to you. Becoming a teacher for the purpose of youth corruption and subverting the system & society is extremely & deliciously wicked of you.

So here's the rest of them:

1] Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2] There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3] Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4] The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5] There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6] Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7] The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8] Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9] Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10] Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING