SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

SPAM Jim Norton:

Subject: Do YOU really read this myspace shit? Do you like porn
& mma?

Body:
If so, please subscribe to my page then. I like you. You're no Dice, Carlin, Hicks, Kaufman...but you're respectable & pretty funny. In fact, you're HBO special was very very good. Anyway, who cares and...

Please read my stuff on my page (fyi, I just got started but more will be on the way soon), send me a friend invite thing, & then visit occasionally & share with or invite any big wig hotshot types you know. I want a writing gig. I want money. No shit, right? Help me out if you can and want to.

But overall as I said you are 'OK' but I think you can maybe "smarten up" the act a bit. Hicks was a Z-level celeb too and probably made the same kind of dough you are...BUT look at what he did. Genius, no-holds-barred, jaw-shattering. Of course, be yourself but what I mean is talk about soemthing relevant, important, non-trivial. I recommend you educate yourself if necessary. Read Chomsky, listen to him, watch his vids. He's a genius and he can give you fuel for the funny-fires. Alos Google "Democracy NOW!" Independent media is the only true media. Amy Goodman is the one and only chick I admire that doesn't do porn (actually JK Rowling is ok too).

That's all and I hope you can help me out and enjoy my writing.

Regards & Happy New Year
DIG