SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

SPAM Dana White (cc: T. Gerbasi & marketing@)

Subject: Sherdog.com > UFC.com...Your site is relative DOGSHIT...ie SHERDOG-shit ...I sell pooper scoopers

Mr. White,

If this reaches you, please let me help you. I know you have "bigger fish to fry" BUT a quality & entertaining & insightful website is one of the key pieces of the puzzle regarding making the fucking UFC bigger than fucking US Steel.

Please read all my other bullshit below (I've SPAMMED you before...sorry dude but you know how it is....). Please like it. Please give a guy a break. Please give the "right" people the proper "nudge" to contact me and make shit happen. Please and have a Happy New Year.

Lastly, you guys fucking rule and will only get much bigger. UFC is king. BUT WITH ME....you can fucking conquer and subjugate the fucking world...and burn Sherdog down to it's foundations if you so desire.

Best Regards,
DIG


Right below here is an email I sent today through UFC.com's webform to the "Webmaster". Below that are old emails that I send you in previous SPAM attempts.Thanks for any time you spend contemplating this. You might not like me, but I'm the type of person "THE BEST" want and need on their team. Please let me on the team. - DIG

Please read my blog. Hire me to write for your site (or give me a "trial run"):

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.myspace.com/digrules">http://www.myspace.com/digrules</a><!-- m -->

It is scarce now with respect to the UFC (and everything in fact since it's new) but it will grow and it will be awesome.

It's also "no holds barred" but I'm no fool as I can tone shit down & be "family" friendly but also still keep the venom, the brilliance, and the "put-asses-in-the -seats" qualities that also put the Benjamins in the savings account.

With all due respect, though "professional" your site here is WEAK and full of banners and FLUFF.... VERY weak. You need an edge and some spice.

As Gerbasi (and whoever else frequently write3s article for this site....they're all the same to me really) is good, a "pro", and does what NEEDS to be done....This ain't gonna help you as Sherdog completely makes this site look nearly as unprofessional as some asswipe's...my...space...blog...Well nevermind that bullshit....

Read my blog, get in touch, let's set it up, let me loose, and this site might have a chance of ever being taken seriously in the MMA news /insider world. UFC is going to friggin detonate as it doesn't take Nostrodamus to friggin foresee that. I won't impress anyone with my prophecies BUT I want to help your site be ready and not be as...well.....lame and scarce and...basically just shit awful.

Make it happen and let's kick butt!

Regards,
DIG