We're in a recession

[diceisgod]

Hey whoa I'm just doing my manly duty ova here so I know you don't mean me. I'd put this sucker back on track but I'm a little busy with my looney "fan base" right now.

But why are you so busy? Are you stuck in Alabama? Did you steal a can of tuna fish and shoot the clerk? Got no money for a decent attorney because of the recession? Should I call My Cousin Vinny for you?

See what I did there?