Office daydreams

[diceisgod]

My mind is always spinning too. When I drive I usually have a running commentary in my mind by the Sesame Street Count. Everytime I see a nigger, a chink, a faggot, a spic or whatever walking down the street the Count will be like "ONE CHINK AH-AH-AH!". And since I'm in my car alone, I laugh out openly and as loudly and obnoxiously as I want.

When I'm indoors in work or wherever and I hear the thunder from a storm, I picture that God is really the Count and he's counting how many gooks, niggers or disgusting looking chicks he sees out that day and randomly throwing lightning bolts at them.

Yeah I'm pretty much a complete lunatic who hasn't cracked up completely just yet.