Tom Swifties - fun kids game

[Suzie]

My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy. We learned about Tom Swifties, which are quotes that end with a double entendre adjective. The examples teh teacher gave us were something like,
"The copies came out too dark," the printer said boldly.
"I think I overexposed my pictures, "the photographer said negatively.

Here are some cute ones I remmebr my class coming up with:
"I think I need a smaller bra," she said flatly.
"I dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.
"I have changed SO many diapers," the babysitter said dutifully.

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