01-17-2002, 05:02 AM
Quote:I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE USED FOR YOUR SICK, TWISTED, SEXUAL PLEASURES!That's what God invented roofies for.
Quote:showers are wonderfulThat one goes right into my spank bank
That was a good friggin shower, my nuts were starting to smell like a week old bologna sandwich, and now they are squeaky clean. That and I had enough fromunda cheese to make hors d'overs for everyone
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.