When you take a shit...

[IrishAlkey]

Sometimes I levitate over the toilet and watch it come out but this only works when it's a log you know one of those 2 foot logs that come out like ice cream. If it's the GAS (Green apple splatters) you don't really have time to levitate but if you'd end up coming out of the bathroom looking like Al Jolson

Now that I've seen you, it was uncomfortable to read that.

would it be comfortable to read that anyway?

Yeah, without your face in my head.